(me) + bee 4 eva

(me) and the bee are a couple of marrieds living in New Jersey in a very tiny house with a very stinky ginger monkey/owl/turkey/lemur/cat hybrid.

i recently quit my job doing something i hate in the hope that i might begin to figure out what it is exactly that i should be doing with my life. i’m still almost completely lost in that regard save for knowing it can’t involve answering phones. Or dealing with customers. Or making sales. Or getting out of bed before 11.

i get a real kick out of parenthesis. i find them to be some of the most mystical implements used in modern linguistics. for instance, i can write most anything and then insert more text in parenthesis and suddenly it’s like walking into a brand new choose your own adventure story (because parenthesis can be like a distant homophobic uncle that, for the most part, you can pretend you don’t know except for certain holidays where you need to act like you like him because everyone’s looking. in fact, i can write just about anything in parenthesis without remorse or shame because to most they are only optional reading anyway and probably don’t hold any major plot points or critical information and therefore can be grazed over without so much as a thought or dissected into oblivion depending upon how much you’re into details. and parenthesis.) amazing!

if for some strange reason any of this actually interests you; contact me via the web: steffsux@gmail.com and i’ll fill your inbox with the sweet curves of my punctuation.


12 responses to “(me) + bee 4 eva

  1. this is random.. I like everything on here! very interesting. you rock, keep it up

  2. I think I need to tell you 2 things:

    1. You are hilarious.
    2. If you drink a lot of grape juice your poop will be a forest green/navy blue color. Not purple, like you would think.

    • thanks, yo!
      grape juice, you say?
      i’m SO on it…
      ok, so we’ve got green, red & purple. we just need a few more to create the first-ever poop rainbow!!!

  3. I really like the style of the website. I had a peek at your source code, hope you don’t mind, to check what theme you are using. Is it it a no cost theme or do I have to purchase it?

  4. I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift for writing.

  5. Flem

    I’m definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post.

  6. Hey, i’ve been reading this blog for a while and have a question, maybe you can help… it’s how do i add your feed to my rss reader as i want to follow you. Thanks.

  7. Margareta Hlavac

    Cool blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog stand out. Please let me know where you got your design. Thanks

  8. Hey Admin! I was reading your post and it really looks like that your post isn’t optimized well to gain search engine traffic and rankings. Actually I am an SEO Consultant, advicing people about how to get more traffic. I’d suggest you to check out this awesome WordPress Plugin here – http://bit.ly/jSQTuX called SEOPressor, really thankful to Daniel for this. I use it on all my and my client’s websites. This is going to help you a lot. BTW, I am in no way affiliated to this guy, its just an advice. Your wish, take it or drop it. :)

  9. Great website – love it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s